作者  Roxanne (我心澎湃)                                   看板  Spiritjoke
 標題  扁蝠王的笑話
 時間  Fri Nov 21 16:10:40 1997
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有一群扁蝠住在一個洞穴裡，每到吃飯時間，就由扁蝠王先出去找到

可供大家吸飽血液而後快的地方，大家再一起出去飽食一番。

有一次扁蝠王滿嘴血液回來，眾扁蝠們興奮地問：

「大王大王，你在哪裡找到這麼多血﹖」

扁蝠王二話不說就飛出去，眾扁蝠們哪肯錯過這個大好機會，馬上緊追

在其後。到了一棵樹前面，扁蝠王停了下來，扁蝠們問：

「大王大王，食物在哪裡啊﹖」

「就是這棵樹，看到了沒﹖」

「看到了，看到了！」扁蝠們充滿期待，等候大王的回答。

「可我剛剛就是沒看到！」

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 作者  maxchen (max)                                        看板  Spiritjoke
 標題  蝙蝠笑話的英文版！
 時間  Sat Nov 22 03:04:20 1997
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        和中文不太一樣，但是應該看得懂。


  Two vampire bats are hanging upside down in a cave. One of the bats
feels rather hungry.

  "Let's go and find some blood", he suggests.

  "I don't think you can get any blood this time of the day", says
the other bat.

  "Well, I want some blood and I want it now!", says the first bat
and prepares to take off.

  "Are you coming or what?"

  "Don't be stupid, you'll just waste your time", says the second bat.

  So the first bat flies anyway.

  After a few minutes he is back with blood smeared all over his face.

  "Where did you manage to find blood this time of the day?", asks the
second bat.

  "Well, do you see that tree out there?", says the first bat
and points at a tree outside the cave, "Do you see that tree?"

  "Yes", says the second bat, "Of course I see it".

  "Well, I didn't", replies the first.