作者: jay (worm) 看板: nthu
標題: 士杰的聯絡地址
時間: Sat Nov 16 13:07:19 1996

士杰軍中的聯絡地址如下：

高雄壽山郵政90133附155號
請各位弟兄姊妹多多寫信去轟炸他 不不 是充實他的軍中生活

以下是他留給我的一篇短文 願與大家一同分享

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientfic community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to the class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirement, most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.