作者: TigerBee (這個幹事不幹事) 看板: W_W_J_D
標題: 笑話一則
時間: Mon Dec  2 19:09:09 2002

不知道大家有沒有聽過
第一次看到時真是笑到不行。。。
貼出來給各位：


Now that Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China,
Yassir Arafat is still in Palestine, Kofi Annan is the Secretary
General of the United Nations and Condi Rice is National Security
Advisor to President Bush:

 (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

 George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

 Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

 George: Great. Lay it on me.

 Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

 George: That's what I want to know.

 Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

 George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

 Condi: Yes.

 George: I mean the fellow's name.

 Condi: Hu.

 George: The guy in China.

 Condi: Hu.

 George: The new leader of China.

 Condi: Hu.

 George: The Chinaman!

 Condi: Hu is leading China.

 George: Now whaddya asking me for?

 Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

 George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

 Condi: That's the man's name.

 George: That's whose name?

 Condi: Yes.

 George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
         China?

 Condi: Yes sir.

 George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
         East.

 Condi: That's correct.

 George: Then who is in China?

 Condi: Yes sir.

 George: Yassir is in China?

 Condi: No, sir.

 George: Then who is?

 Condi: Yes sir.

 George: Yassir?

 Condi: No, sir.

 George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
         Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

 Condi: Kofi?

 George: No, thanks.

 Condi: You want Kofi?

 George: No.

 Condi: You don't want Kofi.

 George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
         And then get me the U.N.

 Condi: Yes sir.

 George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

 Condi: Kofi?

 George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

 Condi: And call who?

 George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

 Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

 George: Will you stay out of China?!

 Condi: Yes sir.

 George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

 Condi: Kofi.

 George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

 (Condi picks up the phone.)

 Condi: Rice, here.

 George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
         Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
         And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese  food in the Middle East?


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